A Letter to The Joker.

To

The Joker,

Inmate no.18072008

Arkham Asylum,

Gotham City.

Joker Sir,

I would like to introduce myself as a self-declared the greatest admirer of you- The Ace of Chaos. You are the purest form of insanity the world has ever seen. Your very presence has an aura of malice, sending down chills through every mortal's spine. Without the slightest doubt you were, are and will only be The Batman’s true nemesis. And I solemnly desire your return to the streets of Gotham City.

Unlike the other lesser psychopaths, you are 100% sinister; truly making you a ‘Better class of Criminal’. Your principles too are so simple, wherein we can’t make them even simpler. For example(s), “Whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you----stranger”, “If you’re good at something, never do it for free”, "Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is?", "I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it"; all these quotes of yours’ should be in the rulebooks of every School of Criminality.

You might begin to think that what is the purpose of an unknown mortal like me making this effort to praise you? Am I getting ready to rob a bank? Am I pledging to clean the streets of the ‘Rule Makers’? Do I have an archrival that has to be brought down? NO. Ever since I was a little child, I’ve been watching so many heroes and an equal number of villains all along. With each period I changed from one hero to another trying to emulate them. But, only until I saw YOU. All these years the society has become so forsaken that it was drilled into every mortal’s mind that heroes only win. Or rather it really did not have a ‘True class of Criminal’, to whom The Dark Knight had- fallen. With just one move of yours, all of my previous heroes have been swept clean from my mind. Simply because of your true sense of falsehood.

I intend to see, observe, learn and practice all your doings in my own life not to the extent of your capacity, but only up to the very thoughts of people I'm living with. I do not have the guts to rip of the guts of a fellow mortal, but yes I shall learn to remove the guts of their thoughts. Like in your own words, "Madness is like gravity, all it needs is a lil' push" I shall push my madness of breaking away from the normalcy in achieving my goals. What I actually mean by that is, I shall pursue my interests with the same insanity like you did, minus the blood shed.

Postscript- A few mortals from the Indian Cinema are trying to Duplicate you. One Rahul Dev tried it in a Telugu movie and another known as Vivek Oberoi is trying for an upcoming Hindi flick. I request you to contact your colleagues and put an end to these wannabes, because you are the only one, an Immortal.